Friday, 6 June 2014

Holiday Training And Obersvations From The Judging Table

Wow – what a huge few weeks!! Lots of work followed by a 7 day holiday at the Gold Coast … that turned into 9 days due to the volcanic ash situation. While seemingly ideal being stuck in Brissy for an extra few days, finding new accommodation, extending rental cars, organising new flights and existing in a hotel room was quite trying.  By gosh it was great to finally get home!
Things I’ve learned while on holiday;
·        It is definitely possible to stay on track with nutrition and training while away from home. Anyone who says differently has convinced themselves of their own excuses.
·        There are a lot of gyms that charge a fortune for casual visits and don’t deliver.  Specifically:
o   Trying to find a reception person who will actually remove their bottom from the chair and show you through the gym is non-existent. I assume they have worked out so long and so hard that their DOMS prevents them from moving. Luckily their fingers are still able to flick through Facebook pages though.
o   Empty and used water bottles scattered around the gym. These are presumably there for those times that you reach into your gym bag and quickly realise you’ve left your beautiful, clean water bottle on the bench. You may now use one of the conveniently placed used ones. The attached cold sore or halitosis is for free.
o   Dirty equipment. I have nothing.
·        The Goodlife Gym in Montpelier Road, Brisbane, is an exception. Lovely staff. Clean equipment and plenty of it. Spacious and inviting. Still costs a fortune for a casual though.
·        It’s ok to be the Mum that insists on buying her family decent food for lunch while at Dreamworld. So we had to get a leave-pass and eat outside the doors. And the ibis birds got a little too close for comfort which made us feel a little bit like we were eating at the rubbish dump. And the kids could still just see the people inside eating their chips, nachos, fried crumby things and other unidentified plates of crap – but that’s just tough. We ate beautiful fresh sandwiches and later topped it off with a yummy ice-cream. NB: By ‘we’.. I’m sure you realise this is ‘them’ and not ‘me’. I carry my own stash of food.
·        Steak Houses are definitely the easiest place to stay on track while going out for dinner. I needed 120g so ordered a 250g and halved it…minus an extra crumb or two….and voila – dinner to the plan.
·        25m HIITs can be achieved anywhere. ANYWHERE. Hotel stairs, apartment lounge rooms, scrap of footpath, beach, bathroom (yes!!! bathroom!!!). No excuses register on this one.
·        Food prep is just something you do. You have to organise some sort of food to eat so it’s simply a choice to choose food from the plan. Why o why do people make such a big deal about food prep?
So this has me thinking about competitions and the commitment to them. Because the above would surely make some people think that the whole holiday revolved around the needs for my competition. And in my head, I admit to a large portion of my mindset being focused on my training and all it entails. But most of the above comes naturally to both me and my family these days. My children don’t blink an eyelid when I start steaming bowls full of vegies. We use the time to chat in the kitchen. They don’t even notice when I start doing burpees on the floor for 25mins. At worst they have to move so they can see the tv better. And when my family offers to take the kids to the park or beach or whatever for an hour, it’s second nature to grab that time and race down to a local gym to smack out a workout. At this stage I wouldn’t dream of using that time to shop, sleep or relax. It’s just the way I roll.
So the comp preparation phase is starting to get really intense and I’m more focused than ever. If I think about the comp I get nervous, totally excited, competitive and glad that it’s still some 16 weeks away.  
I stayed on my last food micro for 3 weeks rather than the usual 10 days. This resulted in a plateau and a gain of 500g. I can live with that and have today started my new carb cycling plan. It’s glorious!!! Plenty of food; chicken, roo, fish, vegies, fruit, nuts and a choice of rice/sweet potato/oats post workout. Along with all of my beautiful supps. I’m still very happy and satisfied. Some days will now have less carbs (remember – vegies and fruit are carbs too, not just the processed stuff), and some will have a few less. Can’t wait to see the results.
With the bulk of Season A competitions done and dusted, I have been thinking about a few things that are quite interesting and unique to this lifestyle. As always, my opinions only;
·        There simply must be an end to the competition preparation. It is not healthy or normal to want to remain in a world of weighing food, limiting food groups and forcing workouts as you do immediately prior to competing.  In fact this sort of behaviour may help to;
o   Limit your ability to gain any decent muscle due to the absence of calories needed to gain.
o   Reinforce any lurking compulsive and/or controlling behaviours. Very common to those attracted to competing.
o   Ruin relationships because, let’s face it, it’s seriously not fun to spend 12 months a year with someone who analyses every morsel of food, cries when they miss a workout, walks about in some sort of carb-reduced ‘fug’, struggles to go out to dinner/attend a social occasion/grab a coffee at a shop and talks incessantly about their leanness/lack of leanness/goals to get or stay lean…yawn yawn. I dare you to find someone that truly enjoys being with someone for an extended time that does this. Remember children too – it’s important for them to see their parents enjoy all aspects of life. Girls in particular will learn their food habits from their Mum.
o   And probably most importantly for me, remaining on a prep phase lifestyle simply robs you of the enjoyment of a spontaneous and full life. It influences your ability to plan holidays, enjoy changes in plan, commit to work and embrace the strange and beautiful turns that life can take.
o   When you start using competitions as a weight control method, you’ve lost the plot. Seek some advice. It’ll ultimately fail at both missions. You will eventually lose the ability to gain muscle as you manipulate your diet to continue losing weight. Be honest with yourself and you’ll be able to answer this question.
·        The journey must make the end worthwhile. Picture this….you start your training, you doggedly work towards a competition with a single focused approach. 12 weeks out and you find yourself weighing every morsel, ticking the workout book, posing, buying over-priced, under-whelming items (eg. Less than a metre of bikini material for around $500!!), and poring over pictures, YouTube clips, magazines. It gets increasingly intense until this is the only thing you think about day in and day out for the last few weeks. There are tears, tantrums, manic laughter and strange moods that everyone around you notices. You travel at huge expense, pay a stranger too much for a slap of make-up and a fancy hairdo, and finally step on stage. Some 2-4 minutes later your lime-light is switched off and you didn’t even get a callout for a second look. That’s it. It’s finished. All that work and the moment passed without much fanfare.
If you don’t truly and utterly love the process that got you to that stage, the end must surely be one of the most disappointing events ever. Make sure the process is enjoyable. For goodness sake make sure it is.
Oh yes – I promised to share some of the things that I learned while on the judging panel a few weeks ago. Agree or disagree, this what I gleaned from the other judges. Take what you like from them;
·        Bikini girls need to diet too. Oh yes you do!
·        Fitness girls – choose the right shorts for the fitness round. Nothing long and baggy. Nothing light coloured – you seriously need to turn on some bright lights and have someone check the transparency of light coloured material…..you will be amazed at what’s on show. Choose well fitted shorts that show off your muscly legs. Otherwise what’s the point?
·        Fitness men – you get it pretty easy with your outfits in comparison to girls. Choose some decent shorts that have a shred of style to them. Not something that looks like it was a $5 special at Lowe’s.
·        Figure and Physique – posing. Learn. How. To. Pose. Admittedly there are few choices in the NT for good quality posing. But the minute you get to a national stage your posing will figure greatly in the final decisions. If you are unsure whether your posing is considered good, ask the judge after the show. They will happily tell you their thoughts. Here’s a couple of mine;
o   You can under pose. Especially in the bikini/fitness rounds where you are not supposed to throw yourself into a huge muscular pose. So it’s important that the graceful poses you use still do have a ‘bang’ to them. Make the judges notice you.
o   Why o why do bikini and fitness girls pull their shoulder blades together? Surely the golden rule is; wide shoulders, small waist, proportionate legs??? Craziness.
o   Over posing is a huge turn off. Winking, pointing and doing other weird things to the judges table is simply awful!!! Just makes the judges uncomfortable and unable to focus on your physique due to the amateur dramatics. If everyone in the audience is talking about it, surely the competitor could find an honest friend/coach who would let you know that you’re over-doing it. In these cases, any attention is definitely not good attention.
·        Here’s a controversial one. Being lean means you’ll see a person’s muscle. Muscle -  big or small - exists in every physique. Don’t mistake being lean and seeing muscle with actually having decent muscles. The bigger the competition, the more the size of your muscle will be judged. The Biggest Loser show surely must have convinced the world that just about anyone can jump onto a calorie controlled diet and lose copious amounts of weight. That is not what a body building show is about. It’s about body building. Your training must have existed long before your decision to eat less and run more. Uninformed non-bodybuilding friends will not know the difference so don’t rely on them for advice.
Ok. It’s time to get on with it for another week. Hoping to see a slow decrease in weight while maintaining precious muscle and a feeling of strength. My new training program is crippling me physically and psychologically. It involves high reps, heaviest weights I can manage and a 1mn break between sets. I’m still gasping for breath between sets and that sorta sucks. I’m on round #2 and was very much dreading week 1 as I now know how much it will hurt. But got some pretty significant gains this week and feel very spurred on by that.
Cardio has its place. I blast for 25mins per week and have a second much milder session each week too. 50min is extremely achievable so no complaints. Well….not out loud to any of you. Can’t say I don’t grumble at the time…
Here’s to another great week.

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